Reality TV (for real?)

Those of you who know me know that I am a reality TV junkie. This is not something to be proud of, but I'm hoping by letting it out in the open it will be the first step towards healing.

Let's start with THE BACHELOR--OK it's clear to me now why Jake is single--Mr. Roboto has baaaad taste in women..and he has been programmed to say all the right things at the right time..I wish he would just say what he's really thinking instead of saying things like "my heart was crying"..ew. No girl wants to hear that under any circumstance. Allie--you dodged a bullet.

KEL ON EARTH—my new favorite show..barely edging out Project Runway. Refreshing to see a smart, tough, working woman on Bravo for a change. And the best thing about her is seeing how much she and her daughter love each other.

HOUSEWIVES OF NY, ORANGE COUNTY, ATLANTA, BUTTE—

Wait, Butte hasn't been shot yet..in the works. Lips, boobs, bad kids and bad marriages sums it up.

PROJECT RUNWAY—I love pretty much everything about this show but the best part is Heidi's occasional Turrette's moments like "that is butt-ugly". And I defy you to dislike Tim Gunn.

TABATHA'S SALON TAKEOVER—I secretly want Tabatha to yell at me and make me cry.